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Photo caption contest: Who's the best captioner?

Posted on: December 9, 2009 11:37 am
 

"You are! And you're FABULOUUUUUSS!"


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December Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 5
2. BuccinGator 4
2. Tarheel_rockman 4
2. kmvenne 4
3. skinsinsk 3
4. magicandbird 2
4. chmearm2 2
5. Green Street El 1
5. WIBADGERS 1
5. Hoosier Mick 1
5. D2Moo 1
5. ktopp24 1
5. ignorepeter 1
January Winner:
BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat
November Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Comments Add a Comment
howie115
Reputation: 99
Level: Superstar
Since: Jun 13, 2007
Posted on: December 10, 2009 11:03 am
Score: 72
 

Photo caption contest: Who's the best captioner?

Thx, RiverRat.  Good to finally be out of my work-induced coma that kept me out of action most of November.


River_Rat
Reputation: 99
Level: Superstar
Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: December 10, 2009 9:34 am
Score: 89
 

Photo caption contest: Who's the best captioner?

Good day for Howie and D2....funny stuff guys.

Hey Rat!! You get any of that major snowstorm down in Indiana? I woke up to 18 inches of the f-ing white crap in my driveway this morning. And it's not he fluffy light snow either. It's the kind where you have to take 2 swipes with the shovel just to clear a 1 foot square area. Mother Nature is a bee-otch.

No Ktopp, we just had to endure a hurricane with flurries.  I have some chainsaw work to do this weekend.


Shuless Joe
Reputation: 98
Level: Superstar
Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 9, 2009 11:47 pm
Score: 114
 

Photo caption contest: Who's the best captioner?

Great day for RealityBall... Just missed out on a couple points, though. Hope to see you back more often.


Mister Peabody
1.  "Uncle Sam wants YOU! But due to current legal procedings, I'm not allowed to say what for."

ktopp24
#2 - The last time Rosalita had 17 balls in her face was when she woke up naked and hungover next to 8 midgets and Lance Armstrong.

howie115
#3 -- "Okay, our officers are in place with the cameras, but just a suggestion: If we really want to bust this prostitution ring, you might not wanna park the police cruiser THAT CLOSE to the undercover female officer."

howie115
#4 -- "When they told me I was gonna get to drill a hot Italian celebrity in a tight, white outfit, this is NOT what I had in mind!"

D2Moo
5.  Their teammates couln't believe the rookies fell for the old "soot in the unbrella" trick.  Welcome to the club men.




D2Moo
A trip through the D2Moo T-shirt pile.

1.  Nothing right in my left brain.  Nothing left in my right brain.
2.  It takes a lot of balls to play soccer.
3.  Body by Nautilus, brains by Mattel.
4.  Divorce, the screwing you get for the screwing you got.
4B.  Real men don't read instructions.
5.  Do unto others before they do it unto you.


December Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 5
2. BuccinGator 4
2. Tarheel_rockman 4
2. kmvenne 4
3. skinsinsk 3
4. magicandbird 2
4. chmearm2 2
4. D2Moo 2
4. ktopp24 2
4. howie115 2
5. Green Street El 1
5. WIBADGERS 1
5. Mister Peaody 1
5. Hoosier Mick 1
5. ignorepeter 1
January Winner:
BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat
November Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne


Shuless Joe
Reputation: 98
Level: Superstar
Since: Aug 30, 2007
Posted on: December 9, 2009 11:17 pm
Score: 109
 

Photo caption contest: Who's the best captioner?

Joe's got it easy down in stupid Florida. Hey now... all this beach sand keeps blowing on my porch. I have to sweep that at least twice a week... year round!





Sorry, but I've spent far too much of my life in the bitter cold of the Northeast, and I left that mess for a reason! Don't know how you guys do it. Must be on the waiting list for season tickets to Lambeau or something.... Wink


ktopp24
Reputation: 97
Level: Superstar
Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 9, 2009 10:42 pm
Score: 88
 

Photo caption contest: Who's the best captioner?

Hey Rat!! You get any of that major snowstorm down in Indiana? I woke up to 18 inches of the f-ing white crap in my driveway this morning. And it's not he fluffy light snow either. It's the kind where you have to take 2 swipes with the shovel just to clear a 1 foot square area. Mother Nature is a bee-otch.

Joe's got it easy down in stupid Florida.


ktopp24
Reputation: 97
Level: Superstar
Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 9, 2009 10:35 pm
Score: 88
 

Photo caption contest: Who's the best captioner?

Damn you Ktopp!  I had to clean my computer screen after taking a bite of ice cream then reading that one.Your welcome rat-man. Except I just noticed that it was supposed to be for pic #2, not #1.


River_Rat
Reputation: 99
Level: Superstar
Since: Mar 26, 2008
Posted on: December 9, 2009 9:58 pm
Score: 88
 

Photo caption contest: Who's the best captioner?

#1 - The last time Rosalita had 17 balls in her face was when she woke up naked and hungover next to 8 midgets and Lance Armstrong.

Damn you Ktopp!  I had to clean my computer screen after taking a bite of ice cream then reading that one.



ktopp24
Reputation: 97
Level: Superstar
Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 9, 2009 9:44 pm
Score: 79
 

Photo caption contest: Who's the best captioner?

#1 - The last time Rosalita had 17 balls in her face was when she woke up naked and hungover next to 8 midgets and Lance Armstrong.


ktopp24
Reputation: 97
Level: Superstar
Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 9, 2009 9:41 pm
Score: 85
 

Photo caption contest: Who's the best captioner?

#5 - When the team laughed and Paul gave them the thumbs up sign, the 5 rookies knew it was all just a prank when they were told that if they all stood under an umbrella together, the ref would only count them a 1 player during the game.


ktopp24
Reputation: 97
Level: Superstar
Since: Nov 16, 2006
Posted on: December 9, 2009 9:37 pm
Score: 80
 

Photo caption contest: Who's the best captioner?

#3 - Sandy distracts the security while Tiger sneaks another injured in-law out of his house.  


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