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Photo Caption Challenge: Impressing the Ladies!

Posted on: March 23, 2011 11:18 am
Edited on: March 23, 2011 11:19 am
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Since: Sep 29, 2011
Posted on: November 18, 2011 10:12 am

Photo Caption Challenge: Impressing the Ladies!

Funny finding these old threads....

as for pic #4.....I've got no caption, but I can hear the beginning of some soft, Barry White style of music....or the good old...brown chicken brown cow....LOL

Since: Sep 8, 2008
Posted on: November 18, 2011 2:51 am

Photo Caption Challenge: Impressing the Ladies!

1.  Using The Game to pick up women?  Sure, that's cool if you're an amateur.  But why not try The X-Game?  You'll have them eating out of what remains of your hand.  Coming this December.

2. "You people think burgers grow in supermarkets!?!  I've got news for y'all, these cows have to be carefully tended to for years until they are good and strong, at which point they are wrestled to the ground and kissed hard in the French manner.  Sweet love is then made to them, and then they are killed and butchered, ready to be served to you at your favorite burger joint.  Y'all can pretend all you want, but these are the realities and necessities of my line of business, a business I have happily dedicated my life to."

3.  White people's version of Shirts versus Skins.

4. "This pad thing is great!  Normally I'm doing this on a men's room floor."

5.  On the set of Stepbrothers 2:  Stomping the Yard


Since: Jun 6, 2011
Posted on: June 28, 2011 2:29 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Impressing the Ladies!

  1. In the words of Pee-Wee Herman, “I meant to do that!”
  2. There are only two things that come from Texas, it look s like we have both!
  3. Flanders’ Family Ski Trip…..“Stupid sexy Flanders” – H. Simpson
  4. Giddy Up!!!!
  5. (I’m not going to touch this one)

Since: Feb 25, 2009
Posted on: June 22, 2011 6:50 am

Photo Caption Challenge: Impressing the Ladies!

Photo caption number 4 - Next we introduce the shake weight.

Since: May 13, 2011
Posted on: May 13, 2011 1:19 am

Photo Caption Challenge: Impressing the Ladies!

#1 contrary to belief he's actually mounting the bike with a back flip. Yeah he's cool like that.

#2 don't shoot till you see the whites of his eyes.

#3 obviously the guy on the right has done this before, he has a stocking cap on to stay warm.

#4 oh thats the spot. her leg is going to start shaking any second now.

#5 sometimes old "dogs" need help lifting their leg to pee.

Since: Mar 24, 2008
Posted on: April 27, 2011 3:48 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Impressing the Ladies!

#1  ---  a whole new meaning for asses up
#2 --- I am not gonna kiss you.... no matter what...
#3 --- No Cpation --- just bleach to erase the memory of the photo
#4 --- and this is how I got Big Ben
#5 --- Seriously Will  'Hokie Pokie' it is a great movie idea...

Since: Mar 16, 2009
Posted on: April 16, 2011 12:23 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Impressing the Ladies!

1) CRAP....gotta remember, it's REAR BRAKES FIRST!

Since: Dec 13, 2007
Posted on: April 6, 2011 2:11 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Impressing the Ladies!

1.) While impressed with his incredible balance, the ladies were ultimately turned off by Tiger's spindly legs.

2.) In the end, Jerry Jones' idea for settling the labor dispute was shelved for more modern mediaiton.

3.) Despite their ridiculous marketing ploy, New Kids on the Block will still be advancing with their "We're Back!" tour 2011.

4.) From that day forward, the "L" in LPGA had a new meaning.

5.) Will's idea to string a net across the track at the Special Olympics was, in short, comedic genius.  (I know it's a tennis court, but use your damn imagination!)

Since: Aug 18, 2008
Posted on: April 6, 2011 1:20 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Impressing the Ladies!

Well this was certainly a surprise....

1.  Sometimes a tailwind can be a real b*tch.

2.  The UFC Texas Wrangler division gets off to a strong start with a Calf Nelson submission hold.  (Yeah yeah I know that was pretty bad, lol).

3.  Mid Life Crisis Therapy 2011 - Spring downhill skiing whilst singing "Who wears short shorts??"

4.  "Hands above the equator doc unless you're gonna finish watch you start."

5.  An NCAA official reacts to having Butler in the National Championship game 2 years in a row.  Who am I kidding?  I think everyone was reacting like this...

Since: May 18, 2010
Posted on: April 5, 2011 6:16 pm

Photo Caption Challenge: Impressing the Ladies!

It's been a VERY long time -- what has happened to the "contest" and all the usual crowd???  Buc & D2Moo...?

1)  Brad didn't know what he was going to call it, but he was sure his new bike trick was going to get him laid tonight.

2)  Fate being as it may, it wasn't until they locked eyes that Bob and Devo finally recognized each other and remembered that one steamy, passionate night in the barn some 20 years before....

3)  Joe, if you're going to run a "Where's Waldo at age 40" contest, you're going to have to do better than that...

4)  "Yes, that kidney stone has really grown quite large... no wait, that's a golf ball..."

5)  The number 65 is not his age, or even his IQ, but the number of left shoes he has lost by threatening to "put my foot up you aszz..."

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