Tag:Beijing
Posted on: December 15, 2009 10:56 am
 

Photo caption contest: Chinese Hooters

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December Scoreboard
1. River_Rat 7
1. kmvenne 7
2. Tarheel_rockman 5
3. BuccinGator 4
3. skinsinsk 4
4. D2Moo 3
4. ktopp24 3
5. magicandbird 2
5. chmearm2 2
5. Mister Peabody 2
5. Hoosier Mick 2
5. howie115 2
6. Green Street El 1
6. WIBADGERS 1
6. RealityBall 1
6. Mister Peaody 1
6. ignorepeter 1
January Winner:
BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat
November Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)

Posted on: February 5, 2009 12:34 pm
Edited on: February 5, 2009 12:35 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Diddy did it.

Wait... What didn't Diddy do ?

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February Scoreboard
1. Mister Peabody 3
1. River_Rat 3
1. kmvenne 3
2. Malanca 2
2. BigBluMasochist 2
3. BernieRotten 1
3. Tarheel_rockman 1
3. teets 1
3. dolphinwater 1
3. Conshy Rebel 1                                 
January Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

 

1. When the lights came back on, none of the men could believe that they'd wasted $9 to watch the movie Notorious . "Seriously, all the guy did was sell crack and cheat on his wife... Diddy, didn't you know this guy at all?"
2. Dancey had always hoped to work as a comic duo with his long lost cousin, Homey the Clown. Unfortunately for him, Homey don't play dat.
3. And the award for best creepy, female gym teacher goes to...
4. The girls had always heard that Big Red took "very good care of his chicks." What they didn't realize is that "taking good care" usually involves the regurgitation of worms.
5. The debate over which player is the best in the NBA isn't likely to end any time soon. Most fans agree, though, that LeBron and Kobe could easily destroy a five-man Knicks team.

Posted on: February 3, 2009 12:19 pm
Edited on: February 3, 2009 1:06 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Sorry, Mr. Phelps...

But I couldn't let this one pass...

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February Scoreboard
1. BigBluMasochist 1
1. Malanca 1
1. River_Rat 1
1. Mister Peabody 1
1. Conshy Rebel 1
1. kmvenne 1                                  
January Winner: BigBluMasochist

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

 

1. Hey! Hey! Don't bogart all the... Great. Captain Lung-capacity over here just smoked it all... again .
2. Adult film actor William Shaftner tells directors that the friction burns have cooled off, and he's ready to shoot the midget scene.
3. Worst. Tattoo. Ever. I can't believe he didn't realize that he also needed an apostrophe after the "N".
4. The Ambiguously Gay Duo goes to the market.
5. Most people were skeptical when Nike merged with Creamsicle... Looks like most people were right.

Posted on: October 8, 2008 12:08 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Bustin' on Bush...


Or, Phelps is daring him to grab Laura's butt...

























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October Scoreboard
1. Train Derailer 5
2. River_Rat 4
3. Hoosier Mick 2
3. NFL-Solomon 2
3. CptMasterShake 2
3. TJ4499 2
4. EagleMtnAirtax 1
4. Jellydonut 1
4. Meat Supply 1
4. Tarheel_rockman 1
4. dudlydorit 1
4. Bluesox51 1
4. bostonboy46 1
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975

1. "Not even Rosetta Stone has a program that could help you understand what this guy is saying."
2. Tiger Woods announces that he has bought Spain, and plans to turn it in to the world's largest golf course. The par-3124 course is slated to open in 2010. Tiger said he expects to shoot in the mid-90s.
3. Why I'll be voting for McCain.
4. After the tournament, Toshi was awarded with the traditional giant cup of saki and a delicious baby.
5. I don't think everyone would love Michael Phelps so much if they knew he had been using a bowling pin to systematically murder hobos and vagrants since 1997. "Yeees," thinks Phelps, "58 hobos has got to be a world record..."
Posted on: September 3, 2008 12:25 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What's on your head?



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September Scoreboard
1. Mister Peabody 3
2 Hoosier Mick 2
2. Sircheeks 2
2. Meat Supply 2
3. EagleMtnAirtax 1
3. TJ4499 1
3. geekusa 1
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975

1. The mask from his bondage convention.
2. Balls. Hehe... balls.
3. George Clinton's hair
4. Giant sea urchin.
5. The international symbol for "unhinged lunatic".
Posted on: September 2, 2008 11:46 am
 

Photo caption contest: Playboy bunny?



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September Scoreboard
1. Hoosier Mick 2
1. Sircheeks 2
2. Mister Peabody 1
2. geekusa 1                    
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



1. "Gimme those Easter eggs or your cousin gets it!"
2. The tongue eventually got all the way to her nose. You should have seen the face on the lady sitting to her left.
3. In his later years, Sloth became a successful boxer, even spending two short stints as heavyweight champion.
4. His partners at the law firm were never too happy when Ted took time off to attend his Malcolm Jamal-Warner fan club meetings.
5. Emily was shocked to find out that the Power Rangers were actually very tall in person.
Posted on: August 28, 2008 11:20 am
Edited on: August 28, 2008 11:36 am
 

Photo caption contest: 'Eight gold medals?'

"So you're some kind of swimmer then? Because I need a

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August Scoreboard
1. turbozo 15
2. NFL-Solomon 12
2. Train Derailer 12
3. kwelly 10
4. TJ4499 6
5. jzinger34 5
5. Hoosier Mick 5
6. Coach Bib13 4
6. River_Rat 4
6. Mister Peabody 4
7. YU Tennisballs 3
7. Warped Mind 3
7. randomname5 3
7. Sunnysidez86 3
7. Waldocruise 3
8. Vamos_JK 2
8. reed8992 2
8. Syd Lash 2
8. EagleMtnAirtax 2
8. ktopp24 2
9. Strictly Butta 1
9. Jellydonut 1
9. Meat Supply 1
9. Charle76 1
9. Fanat5280 1
9. axeman 1
9. BigJimSlade29 1
9. scott00049 1
9. STRANGE 1
9. EGOB 1
9. tonybertino 1
9. geekusa 1
9. mikeyfan1599 1
9. momluvsfootball 1
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



1. "Eight gold medals? Maybe they can put you in my razor commercial after Roger finishes his crash and burn."

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1. "Eight gold medals? Awww, that's cute. You do realize I crap money, right?"

2. For some reason, Man Steve was never quite as popular as his cousin, Boy George.
3. "...and then there are hot Asian chicks. They'll do what you want. You better believe it buddy-boy. They will do what you want. Cause they know what you want." - Peter Griffin
4. Man, that guy is obviously drinking his Kool-Aid all wrong.
5. Reporters gather around as Willy Barstow recounts his story from the night before. "I was in the shower when allova sudden, this tornader just sucked the trailer right off the blocks. Worst part is, I had two bran new scratch-off tickets in there!" Willy has rescheduled his monthly shower for September 5.
Posted on: August 27, 2008 11:02 am
 

Photo caption contest: Look at my bellybutton!


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August Scoreboard
1. turbozo 15
2. NFL-Solomon 12
3. Train Derailer 11
4. kwelly 10
5. TJ4499 6
6. jzinger34 5
6. Hoosier Mick 5
7. YU Tennisballs 3
7. Warped Mind 3
7. randomname5 3
7. Mister Peabody 3
7. Sunnysidez86 3
7. Waldocruise 3
7. Coach Bib13 3
7. River_Rat 3
8. Vamos_JK 2
8. reed8992 2
8. Syd Lash 2
8. EagleMtnAirtax 2
8. ktopp24 2
9. Strictly Butta 1
9. Jellydonut 1
9. Meat Supply 1
9. Charle76 1
9. Fanat5280 1
9. axeman 1
9. BigJimSlade29 1
9. scott00049 1
9. STRANGE 1
9. EGOB 1
9. mikeyfan1599 1
9. momluvsfootball 1
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975

1."Ok, man. The Olympics have been over for days now, and you're really starting to creep people out... Not to mention, you really need a shower. Hey, why are you pointing at my crotch?! Stop it! Stop pointing down there!"

2. Willard hears steel drum music in the distance, and knows immediately that his plot to give the Jamacan team bad directions to the stadium had failed miserably.

3. Roger (second from front) finally realized what his new boss was talking about when he mentioned the "perks" of the job.

4. Even the Indy 500 wasn't safe when the senior's meeting ended at the Community Center.

After crashing through a series a barracades to end up on the track, Ester Ross turned on her blinkers and parked diagonally near the wall. Ross' error caused a deadly, 15-car pile-up, and serious damage to the track itself. When asked for comment, Ester simply stated, "This isn't the way to Country Kitchen Buffet." Police then informed her that she had made a very serious mistake, at which she became visably upset, and stated that she was, "Sick and tired of having her mental condition called in to question!"

5. The pre-game hemmoroid inspections may have been mandatory for all the players, but that didn't make them any less funny .
 
 
 
 
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