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Posted on: October 8, 2008 12:08 pm
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Photo caption contest: Bustin' on Bush...


Or, Phelps is daring him to grab Laura's butt...

























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October Scoreboard
1. Train Derailer 5
2. River_Rat 4
3. Hoosier Mick 2
3. NFL-Solomon 2
3. CptMasterShake 2
3. TJ4499 2
4. EagleMtnAirtax 1
4. Jellydonut 1
4. Meat Supply 1
4. Tarheel_rockman 1
4. dudlydorit 1
4. Bluesox51 1
4. bostonboy46 1
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975

1. "Not even Rosetta Stone has a program that could help you understand what this guy is saying."
2. Tiger Woods announces that he has bought Spain, and plans to turn it in to the world's largest golf course. The par-3124 course is slated to open in 2010. Tiger said he expects to shoot in the mid-90s.
3. Why I'll be voting for McCain.
4. After the tournament, Toshi was awarded with the traditional giant cup of saki and a delicious baby.
5. I don't think everyone would love Michael Phelps so much if they knew he had been using a bowling pin to systematically murder hobos and vagrants since 1997. "Yeees," thinks Phelps, "58 hobos has got to be a world record..."
Posted on: September 3, 2008 12:25 pm
 

Photo caption contest: What's on your head?



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September Scoreboard
1. Mister Peabody 3
2 Hoosier Mick 2
2. Sircheeks 2
2. Meat Supply 2
3. EagleMtnAirtax 1
3. TJ4499 1
3. geekusa 1
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975

1. The mask from his bondage convention.
2. Balls. Hehe... balls.
3. George Clinton's hair
4. Giant sea urchin.
5. The international symbol for "unhinged lunatic".
Posted on: September 2, 2008 11:46 am
 

Photo caption contest: Playboy bunny?



Nope, nevermind... Wow, I really need some new glasses.






































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September Scoreboard
1. Hoosier Mick 2
1. Sircheeks 2
2. Mister Peabody 1
2. geekusa 1                    
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



1. "Gimme those Easter eggs or your cousin gets it!"
2. The tongue eventually got all the way to her nose. You should have seen the face on the lady sitting to her left.
3. In his later years, Sloth became a successful boxer, even spending two short stints as heavyweight champion.
4. His partners at the law firm were never too happy when Ted took time off to attend his Malcolm Jamal-Warner fan club meetings.
5. Emily was shocked to find out that the Power Rangers were actually very tall in person.
Posted on: August 28, 2008 11:20 am
Edited on: August 28, 2008 11:36 am
 

Photo caption contest: 'Eight gold medals?'

"So you're some kind of swimmer then? Because I need a

guy who can retrieve golf balls from my lake."

























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August Scoreboard
1. turbozo 15
2. NFL-Solomon 12
2. Train Derailer 12
3. kwelly 10
4. TJ4499 6
5. jzinger34 5
5. Hoosier Mick 5
6. Coach Bib13 4
6. River_Rat 4
6. Mister Peabody 4
7. YU Tennisballs 3
7. Warped Mind 3
7. randomname5 3
7. Sunnysidez86 3
7. Waldocruise 3
8. Vamos_JK 2
8. reed8992 2
8. Syd Lash 2
8. EagleMtnAirtax 2
8. ktopp24 2
9. Strictly Butta 1
9. Jellydonut 1
9. Meat Supply 1
9. Charle76 1
9. Fanat5280 1
9. axeman 1
9. BigJimSlade29 1
9. scott00049 1
9. STRANGE 1
9. EGOB 1
9. tonybertino 1
9. geekusa 1
9. mikeyfan1599 1
9. momluvsfootball 1
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



1. "Eight gold medals? Maybe they can put you in my razor commercial after Roger finishes his crash and burn."

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1. "Eight gold medals? Awww, that's cute. You do realize I crap money, right?"

2. For some reason, Man Steve was never quite as popular as his cousin, Boy George.
3. "...and then there are hot Asian chicks. They'll do what you want. You better believe it buddy-boy. They will do what you want. Cause they know what you want." - Peter Griffin
4. Man, that guy is obviously drinking his Kool-Aid all wrong.
5. Reporters gather around as Willy Barstow recounts his story from the night before. "I was in the shower when allova sudden, this tornader just sucked the trailer right off the blocks. Worst part is, I had two bran new scratch-off tickets in there!" Willy has rescheduled his monthly shower for September 5.
Posted on: August 27, 2008 11:02 am
 

Photo caption contest: Look at my bellybutton!


Sir... place your hands on top of your Olympic rings and turn around slowly.



































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August Scoreboard
1. turbozo 15
2. NFL-Solomon 12
3. Train Derailer 11
4. kwelly 10
5. TJ4499 6
6. jzinger34 5
6. Hoosier Mick 5
7. YU Tennisballs 3
7. Warped Mind 3
7. randomname5 3
7. Mister Peabody 3
7. Sunnysidez86 3
7. Waldocruise 3
7. Coach Bib13 3
7. River_Rat 3
8. Vamos_JK 2
8. reed8992 2
8. Syd Lash 2
8. EagleMtnAirtax 2
8. ktopp24 2
9. Strictly Butta 1
9. Jellydonut 1
9. Meat Supply 1
9. Charle76 1
9. Fanat5280 1
9. axeman 1
9. BigJimSlade29 1
9. scott00049 1
9. STRANGE 1
9. EGOB 1
9. mikeyfan1599 1
9. momluvsfootball 1
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975

1."Ok, man. The Olympics have been over for days now, and you're really starting to creep people out... Not to mention, you really need a shower. Hey, why are you pointing at my crotch?! Stop it! Stop pointing down there!"

2. Willard hears steel drum music in the distance, and knows immediately that his plot to give the Jamacan team bad directions to the stadium had failed miserably.

3. Roger (second from front) finally realized what his new boss was talking about when he mentioned the "perks" of the job.

4. Even the Indy 500 wasn't safe when the senior's meeting ended at the Community Center.

After crashing through a series a barracades to end up on the track, Ester Ross turned on her blinkers and parked diagonally near the wall. Ross' error caused a deadly, 15-car pile-up, and serious damage to the track itself. When asked for comment, Ester simply stated, "This isn't the way to Country Kitchen Buffet." Police then informed her that she had made a very serious mistake, at which she became visably upset, and stated that she was, "Sick and tired of having her mental condition called in to question!"

5. The pre-game hemmoroid inspections may have been mandatory for all the players, but that didn't make them any less funny .
Posted on: August 25, 2008 11:56 am
 

Photo caption contest: When Yao Ming attacks...




































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August Scoreboard
1. turbozo 13
2. NFL-Solomon 12
3. kwelly 9
4. Train Derailer 8
5. TJ4499 6
6. jzinger34 5
7. Hoosier Mick 4
8. YU Tennisballs 3
8. Warped Mind 3
8. randomname5 3
8. Mister Peabody 3
8. River_Rat 3
9. Vamos_JK 2
9. reed8992 2
9. Waldocruise 2
9. Sunnysidez86 2
9. Syd Lash 2
9. EagleMtnAirtax 2
10. Strictly Butta 1
10. Jellydonut 1
10. Meat Supply 1
10. Charle76 1
10. Fanat5280 1
10. axeman 1
10. ktopp24 1
10. BigJimSlade29 1
10. scott00049 1
10. STRANGE 1
10. Coach Bib13 1
10. EGOB 1
10. mikeyfan1599 1
10. momluvsfootball 1
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975



1. The real reason that normal humans are afraid of giants.
2. ...and after that, the rule against tucking the bottom of your shorts in to your waistband would forever be know as the "Nigel Pinchely statute of twig and berries etiquette".
3. The soccer ball tattoo wasn't half as shocking as the size.
4. That's not cool. Rainbow-colored freak beavers are among the rarest animals on Earth, and using their pelt for a hat is definitely against the law.
5. "Oh sure, Frank! Just drink the rest of the Power Aid. You know I chipped in a quarter for that?!
Posted on: August 22, 2008 11:51 am
 

Photo caption contest: You're a bum, Rock!

Can you believe that this guy won the match?



































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August Scoreboard

1. turbozo 13
2. NFL-Solomon 12
3. kwelly 7
3. Train Derailer 7
4. jzinger34 5
4. TJ4499 5
5. Hoosier Mick 4
6. YU Tennisballs 3
6. Warped Mind 3
6. randomname5 3
6. River_Rat 3
7. Vamos_JK 2
7. reed8992 2
7. Waldocruise 2
7. Mister Peabody 2
7. Sunnysidez86 2
8. Strictly Butta 1
8. Jellydonut 1
8. Meat Supply 1
8. Charle76 1
8. Fanat5280 1
8. axeman 1
8. ktopp24 1
8. EagleMtnAirtax 1
8. BigJimSlade29 1
8. scott00049 1
8. STRANGE 1
8. Coach Bib13 1
8. EGOB 1
8. mikeyfan1599 1
8. Syd Lash 1
8. momluvsfootball 1
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975

1. "I guess what I'm trying to say, is that if I can change, and you can change, EVERYBODY CAN CHANGE!"
2. "Does erectile dysfunction have you down?"
3. Yeah, um... I, I mean WE, are going to need your phone number... You know, so we can like, call you if your event gets cancelled or something... No, seriously, what are you doing Saturday night?
4. Despite the tattoos, the pink camouflage made Kelly completely invisible while shopping at DEB or Clair's Boutique.
5. Ha! 42 tickets? That's nothing... You should have seen how many Mr. Myagi got half an hour ago, and he was using CHOPSTICKS!
Posted on: August 21, 2008 11:46 am
 

Photo caption contest: Sexy. Ta-tas with saline


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August Scoreboard
1. turbozo 12
2. NFL-Solomon 11
3. kwelly 7
3. Train Derailer 7
4. jzinger34 4
4. Hoosier Mick 4
4. TJ4499 4
5. YU Tennisballs 3
5. Warped Mind 3
5. randomname5 3
6. Vamos_JK 2
6. reed8992 2
6. Waldocruise 2
6. River_Rat 2
6. Mister Peabody 2
6. Sunnysidez86 2
7. Strictly Butta 1
7. Jellydonut 1
7. Meat Supply 1
7. Charle76 1
7. Fanat5280 1
7. axeman 1
7. ktopp24 1
7. EagleMtnAirtax 1
7. BigJimSlade29 1
7. scott00049 1
7. STRANGE 1
7. Coach Bib13 1
7. EGOB 1
7. mikeyfan1599 1
7. momluvsfootball 1
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February Winner: TennFan1975

1. The back of the shirt reads "Subtlety is highly overrated".
2. When their equipment didn't arrive in time for the competition, the team was forced to cut up it's stereotypical picnic blanket to use as swimsuits. Not everyone was in favor of the plan, though. As you can tell, Ted really loved having picnics.
3. "What? Parking space is tight in China."
4. Hmm... Why do lesbians like kangaroos? This is like some kind of riddle or something. Dang... Now I'll be thinking about it all day.
5. Coach: "No, Gonzalez... For the last time, you should have gone to the bathroom before the game. And put your freaking hand down! You're 32 years old, for Pete's sake, and you're not even in a classroom!"
 
 
 
 
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