Tag:Santa
Posted on: January 3, 2011 10:29 am
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Photo Caption Challenge: A Wet & Wild New Year!

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January Scoreboard

No Scores Yet

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (7), BuccinGator (3), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL -Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
Posted on: December 21, 2010 11:46 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Birdman plays Santa

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December Scoreboard
1. BuccinGator - 17
2. kmvenne - 13
3. Mr. Mo-Chi - 10
4. Mister Peabody - 8
5. D2Moo - 6
6. River_Rat - 4
7. Buuba J - 2
8. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
8. leedsutd - 1
8. WarpedMind - 1
8. Jellydonut - 1
8. bluenosecanuck -1

JOE POINTS - 3

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
Posted on: November 29, 2010 11:03 am
 

Photo Caption Challenge: Santa's coming to town!

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November Scoreboard
1. River_Rat - 20
2. BuccinGator - 14
3. D2Moo - 13
4. kmvenne - 9
5. Mr. Mo-Chi - 7
6. Buuba J - 5
7. WarpedMind - 4
7. skinsinsk - 4
8. Koufax32 - 2
8. Mister Peabody - 2
9. ktopp24 - 1
9. EagleMtnAirtax - 1
9. bluenosecanuck - 1
9. reed8992 - 1

Previous Winners: kmvenne (9), River_Rat (6), BigBluMasochist (3), Strictly Butta (3), theriverrock (2), BuccinGator (2), Jalap, Mister Peabody, Train Drailer, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, Mr. Mo-Chi

How to play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The challenge runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's competition will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. On Monday and Wednesday, Community member ktopp24 will be the judge. On Tuesday and Thursday, I'll run the show. If one of the judges decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when that day's challenge ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at zero.
Posted on: December 23, 2009 11:50 am
Edited on: December 23, 2009 12:51 pm
 

Photo Caption Contest: Holiday Hullabaloo!

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December Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 16
2. River_Rat 13
3. skinsinsk 7
4. Tarheel_rockman 5
5. BuccinGator 4
5. ktopp24 4
5. D2Moo 4
6. Hoosier Mick 3
6. Mister Peabody 3
7. magicandbird 2
7. chmearm2 2
7. Saratoga Rick 2
7. Strictly Butta 2
7. howie115 2
7. EagleMtnAirtax 2
8. Green Street El 1
8. mrgianetti4 1
8. WIBADGERS 1
8. PheasantPlucker 1
8. RealityBall 1
8. ignorepeter 1
January Winner:
BigBluMasochist
February Winner: kmvenne
March Winner: kmvenne
April Winner: kmvenne
May Winner: kmvenne
June Winner: BigBluMasochist
July Winner: theriverrock
August Winner: theriverrock
September Winner : BigBluMasochist
October Winner: River_Rat
November Winner: River_Rat

2008 Winners: River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan1972, kmvenne

How to Play:

It's simple, really. Look at the sports-related pictures above, and give us your funniest caption for any or all of them. You can write as many captions for each as you would like.

The contest runs daily, Monday-Thursday. Each day's contest will usually be posted by noon ET, and will usually end around 11 p.m. ET. If I decide that your caption is the funniest or most clever submitted for that picture, it will be declared a winner.

Winning captions will be announced when the contest ends. There will be one winner for each picture, and also one winner for the person who can string together the 5 best captions all with the same theme.

You will be awarded one point for each winning caption that you post. You will see a running tally on the scoreboard, which will be posted at the beginning and end of each day. At the end of each month a champion is declared, and we shower that user in praise and adulation! We add his screenname to the Wall-O-Fame, and then we start everyone's score back at 0.

This contest is just for fun, and there are no real prizes at this time. Who thinks they can make us laugh? :)



Posted on: January 5, 2009 11:37 am
Edited on: January 5, 2009 6:54 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Girls just wanna have fun!

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January Scoreboard
1. dadzilla 2
2. 123456789 1
2. BigBlueMasochist 1
2. Jellydonut 1
2. neptune02780 1

2008 Winners:
River_Rat, Train Derailer, Mister Peabody, turbozo, NFL-Solomon, Strictly Butta, Strictly Butta, Jalap, Badger_colorado, TennFan197, kmvenne

1. I guess it's true what they say... Girls do just want to have fun.
2. As it turns out, Ms. Teen South Carolina had a pretty good reason for crashing and burning on that map question. If you consider "brain puncture" a good reason, that is.
3. Mrs. Claus filed for divorce soon after finding Santa's "Manfest 2004" photo album.
4. "Of course I won. I mean, that other guy hit that hot chick in the head!"
5. ...And the trophy for "Worst Fisherman of the Year" goes to Edger Arnold of Manitoba. The autopsy results are not in yet, but witnesses tell a tale of epic stupidity: Edger, it seems, had once again forgotten his gloves, and had to continuously blow in to his hands to keep them warm. After doing so, Edger stood up quickly to reel in another comically small fish. Already dizzy and disoriented from the blowing, Edger began to asphyxiate in his homemade "bag hat", which had shifted to cover his face. As he lost consciousness he slipped on his plastic shoes, falling head over heels in to his own ice hole. You may also remember Edger from last year's "Worst Hunter" category, where he finished second for his invention of a mouth-held, tongue-activated shotgun. Shockingly, Edger was 37.
Posted on: December 15, 2008 11:57 am
 

Photo caption contest: Why Santa is so jolly...


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December Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 7
2. Hoosier Mick 5
3. NFL-Solomon 4
3. BigBluMasochist 4
4. jzinger34 2
4. River_Rat 2
4. delta80eight 2
4. Mister Peabody 2
4. ColoradoBulldog 2
4. TJ4499 2
5. momluvsfootball 1
5. naterb 1
5. PP-Super Freak 1
5. ColoradoBulldog 1
5. DR DR 1
5. jcvg 1
5. JimyJaymz 1
5. Mr Unknown! 1
5. dadzilla 1
5. kimski518 1
5. GBEAR 1
5. Redwing#19 1
5. Tarheel_rockman 1
5. ShakeEmOff 1
5. Happy4Jets 1
5. EagleMtnAirtax 1
*November Winner: River_Rat
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975

1. "OK, ladies... Anyone who sits on Santa's lap can have anything they want for Christmas!"
2. "Here we go again," thought Timmy. "Another one of 'mommy's friends' who thinks taking me to a game will get mommy to put out."
3. ...and for the third time that week, Reggie Williams was thrown out of the sauna for "inappropriate touching".
4. Even Moore's teammates agreed... the "At least I'm not a Bengal" taunt was a low blow.
5. Human foosball ratings decreased drastically when the female leagues opted to replace the skirt uniforms.
Posted on: December 11, 2008 12:33 pm
Edited on: December 11, 2008 12:50 pm
 

Photo caption contest: North Pole street gangs...

Since our photo caption writers are the smartest, funniest most special people on the site, I wanted to make sure that you are all aware of the college football bowl project I have going on.

Basically, I'm looking for a great, short (less than 150 words total) Community preview for each bowl game. The best for each game will be featured on our bowl pages. If you're interested, check out the threads for complete instructions!

























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December Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 6
2. Hoosier Mick 5
3. NFL-Solomon 4
4. BigBluMasochist 3
5. jzinger34 2
5. River_Rat 2
5. delta80eight 2
5. Mister Peabody 2
6. momluvsfootball 1
6. naterb 1
6. PP-Super Freak 1
6. ColoradoBulldog 1
6. DR DR 1
6. jcvg 1
6. JimyJaymz 1
6. Mr Unknown! 1
6. dadzilla 1
6. kimski518 1
6. GBEAR 1
6. ColoradoBulldog 1
6. Tarheel_rockman 1
6. TJ4499 1
6. ShakeEmOff 1
6. EagleMtnAirtax 1
*November Winner: River_Rat
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975

1. As the gang of Easter Bunnies approached, both sides knew that this would be their final battle.
2. John Daly and a kangaroo... just imagine the possibilities... I'll bet that John teaches one to smoke cigarettes!
3. Michael Phelps: Inspiring gawky, upperclass, white teenagers for over three months!
4. "That's right boys, take it all off. One of my aides will now be passing out cigars to each of you..."
5. "No, really, he's been asking everyone to taste his big, sweaty butt. Heck... He asked me right before the game, and when I declined, he asked the club house attendant. I'm telling you, he's either gone gay or crazy."
Posted on: December 10, 2008 12:15 pm
Edited on: December 10, 2008 12:17 pm
 

Photo caption contest: Santa needs lovin' too!


The Top 5 Santa videos
1. Santa goes Gangsta
2. Santa wrecks himself
3. 'Smashy' the reindeer
4. Santa's Crib
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December Scoreboard
1. kmvenne 5
2. Hoosier Mick 4
2. NFL-Solomon 4
3. BigBluMasochist 3
4. jzinger34 2
4. River_Rat 2
5. naterb 1
5. PP-Super Freak 1
5. delta80eight 1
5. ColoradoBulldog 1
5. DR DR 1
5. jcvg 1
5. JimyJaymz 1
5. Mister Peabody 1
5. Mr Unknown! 1
5. dadzilla 1
5. kimski518 1
5. GBEAR 1
5. ColoradoBulldog 1
5. Tarheel_rockman 1
5. TJ4499 1
5. EagleMtnAirtax 1
*November Winner: River_Rat
*October Winner: Train Derailer
*September Winner: Mister Peabody
*August Winner: turbozo
*July Winner: NFL-Solomon
*June Winner: Strictly Butta
*May Winner: Strictly Butta
*April Winner: Jalap
*March Winner: Badger_colorado
*February winner: TennFan1975



1. "Those elves are definitely getting a pay raise after this one! X-ray cameras rule!"
2. Pablo had seen enough... his sandwiches had been "disappearing" for far too long.
3. "You put your hand upon my hip, when you dip I dip we dip."
4. "OK, that's some decent scroll saw work, but are they really calling this a trophy? I mean, this is like something my kids would make me for Father's Day."
5. The messed up part: Marie "The Spidergirl" Morris had absolutely no problem finding a date.
 
 
 
 
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